I'm sleeping this morning, minding my own business and the phone rings.
"Private Name Private Number" on the caller I.D.
I love the caller I.D. It is the best invention since the TV remote. So I'm thinking...if you have to block your number from the outside world, then hmmm 
I ain't answering. 
So after several rings the phone shuts up...ahhh sleepy time again.
The phone rings again. This time the number comes up, well yeah I answered. It was my honey. "Ummm Tanya (Tanya, his ex-wife 
) tried to call, she wants Kyle's game he left there last weekend."
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First of all, I'm not one of those jealous ex-wife hating people. I have put up with her mean ass for almost 7 years now. She calls just to bitch, she calls to irritate, she calls mostly to beg for money as she hasn't held a job in the past 7 years. The child support she receives monthly would support a small village, the children should have everything they need.
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The phone rings yet another time. This time she unblocks her name and number "Tanya Spawn of Satan 666-6666."
"Kyle wants his game, can you meet me in town so I can get it."
" Ummm..NO, I don't think that will work, sorry. "
"Can you mail it?"
(What the hell!! Mail a PS2 game that's just stupid.) "No, I won't be mailing it."
"Well I suppose I could stop by and get it." (BINGO!!)
Ohh ..it doesn't stop there!!! "You two are always starting shit I don't know why you call to just give me a hard time..."
(I was sleeping psycho!!!)
More ranting, had enough, click, I hung up.
Alrighty then.
She calls the man to report on my bad manners and total indifference and basically for not feeding into the insanity.
The game is in my mailbox outside. After about 6 calls to him, to her, him to me we all agreed on that fine solution. 
She just phoned the man back saying she was just trying to do Kyle...her son.. a "favor," but has decided not to come by.
Couldn't have I just slept???
WHY, I ask, WHY??? 
